WEENER DOG WIENER BLOG

I am a hot dog. A hot dog has needs.

• Wagging
• Ripping squirrels apart
• Threatening neighbors through the front window
• Taking up all of a queen sized bed
• Eating grass blades
• Bath avoidance
• Snugging 2 people:
• Dad
• Ila
• Searching for warm laundrys
• Searching for crumbs
• Pooping under the neighbors Japanese maple so that dad can't reach it.

Favorite flavors of food

• Anything that smells like trash
• Carp
• Salmon
• Raw Hamburger
• Chicken flavored trash
• More trash
• I used to be pretty in to chicken poop

Favorite Toys

• Hamburger
• Fat Santa
• Pickle
• Shitty multi squeaker